Turn Clicks Into Customers with Words That Sell.
You’re sending traffic. But no one’s buying.
It’s not your product. It’s not your funnel.
It’s the words on the page.
I’ll rewrite your copy so visitors stop scrolling — and start buying.
Make money faster with copy that converts.
Ready?
Let’s fix it.
Flat fee: $395 — no upsells,
no hourly rate.
Why This Matters
You launched. You’re running ads. You’re driving traffic.
But when people land, nothing happens.
No clicks.
No sign-ups.
No sales.
You don’t need a “new funnel” or “secret hack.”
You need copy that gets attention, builds trust, and makes buying feel natural.
That’s what I do.
👉 I fix funnels by fixing the copy.
What You Get
With the Funnel Fix ($395 flat), you’ll get:
✅ Headline + hero section rewrite (hook + value prop)
✅ Offer/benefit stack tightened for clarity & persuasion
✅ Stronger CTA (so buyers know exactly what to do next)
✅ 3–5 punchy bullets that highlight desire, urgency, or curiosity
✅ A “what’s missing/repelling buyers” quick audit
✅ One bonus fix (choose: thank-you page OR follow-up email)
✅ Speed review of your load time + simple improvement tips
Delivery: 3–5 days
Format: Google Doc + optional Loom walkthrough
Revisions: 1 included clarification round
👉 Flat fee: $395 — no upsells, no hourly billing.
Real Results from Real Pages:
📈 “Changed my headline, and my opt-in rate doubled overnight.” – Rachel L., Wellness Coach
📈 “This was the first time my offer actually made sense. I’m finally getting clicks.” – Jenna D., Etsy Creator
📈 “You cut the clutter I couldn’t see. I was saying too much and converting nobody.” – Brent M., Digital Product Seller
How It Works
1. Book your Funnel Fix (secure checkout, flat fee $395).
2. Send me your funnel or landing page link.
3. I review, rewrite, and deliver in 3–5 business days.
4. You implement → watch conversions improve.
Why Work With Me
I’m not a “guru” with a rented Lambo.
I’m someone who’s spent years testing funnels in the wild:
What gets ignored
What kills trust
What makes people click “buy”
I cut through the noise and deliver buyer-focused copy that actually converts.
Your funnel isn’t broken. Your product isn’t broken.
Your copy is.
Let’s fix it.
👉 Book Your Funnel Fix – $395 Flat
(Secure checkout. One-time fee. 3–5 day turnaround.)
Not ready to commit?
Get a Free Funnel Audit instead.
I’ll scan your funnel, tell you the #1 thing holding it back, and send my notes.
👉 [Get a Free Funnel Audit]
FAQs
What You Might Be Wondering...
How do I know this will help my funnel?
If your page isn’t converting and you don’t know why, this will help. I’ve spent 2 years building funnels, testing hooks, and seeing what gets ignored. I’ll rewrite your headline, clarify your offer, and point out the invisible stuff that turns buyers off.
What happens after I pay?
You’ll get a confirmation message and I’ll reach out within 24 hours with a short intake form. Then I get to work. You’ll get your full rewrite within 3–5 days.
Can I see examples of past work?
Sure. If you’re on the fence, shoot me an email — I’ll send you a real sample of a before/after copy fix.
What if I do not have a full funnel
No problem. We can help you complete it, or as much of it as you want help with.
What if I don’t have a full funnel — just a landing page?
Perfect. Most people I help only have one main page and an opt-in. You don’t need a fancy 3-step system — just words that work.
Do you offer refunds?
Because this is a service, refunds aren’t automatic. But if you’re genuinely unhappy and I can’t fix it with a revision, I’ll make it right. I want every client to feel like they got more than they paid for.
What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Amazon Pay, Afterpay, Affirm, Cash App Pay, and Klarna.
