Your Funnel Isn’t Broken.
Your Copy Is.
I help creators, coaches, and product sellers fix the words on their landing pages — so buyers actually pay attention (and click "buy").
Make money faster with copy that converts.
Ready?
Let’s fix it.
Flat fee: $395 — no upsells,
no hourly rate.
You launched.
You’re sending traffic.
But no one’s converting,
and you can’t tell why.
It’s not your offer.
It’s not your product.
It’s the words on your page,
and how your buyer feels
when they land there.
Real-World Funnel Fix – $395 flat
I don’t write fluff.
I rewrite funnels based on what I’ve tested,
failed at, and studied in the wild.
What You Get
✅ Headline & hero section rewrite
✅ Offer/value prop refinement
✅ CTA or opt-in copy fix
✅ 3–5 punchy bullet suggestions (if relevant)
✅ A “what’s missing/repelling buyers” audit
✅ You pick — I’ll either fix your thank-you page or write a follow-up email. No extra charge.
✅ Analysis of your page load speed and suggestions for improvement (if needed)
Delivery: 3–5 days
Format: Google Doc + optional Loom walkthrough
Revisions: 1 included clarification round
How It Works
1. Fill out the quick form with your landing page/funnel link
2. I’ll review and confirm via email
3. You get a delivery timeline (3–5 days)
4. Your rewrite arrives in a clean Google Doc
5. You ask for 1 revision if needed — simple and clear
Why Work With Me?
I’m not some “conversion expert” with a Rolex and a rented Lambo.
I’m someone who spent years testing funnels in the real world — learning what buyers ignore, what kills trust, and what actually drives clicks.
If you want clean, emotional, readable copy that’s built on buyer psychology — not marketing buzzwords — I’ve got you.
Let’s fix it now for a flat fee of: $395 — no upsells, no hourly rate.
Not Ready to Buy?
Get a Free Funnel Audit Instead
(This is not the Funnel Fix —
just a quick scan to see if I can help.)
Send me your landing page. I’ll take a quick look and reply with my first impressions — the top thing holding your funnel back.
Not Ready for the Full Funnel Fix?
Try a smaller, faster win instead.
Sometimes all it takes is a better headline, a stronger hook, or a thank-you page that doesn’t kill momentum.
I offer flat-fee copy services starting at just $95
No commitments. No hourly billing. Just direct help where you need it most.
Let’s fix it now for a flat fee of: $395 — no upsells, no hourly rate.
Testimonials
Rachel L., Wellness Coach
“I changed my landing page headline based on your suggestion and my opt-in rate doubled overnight.”
Jenna D., Etsy + Stan Store Creator
“This was the first time someone made my offer make sense to my audience. I’m finally getting clicks.”
Brent M., Digital Product Seller
“You cut the clutter I couldn’t see. I was saying too much and converting nobody.”
FAQs
What You Might Be Wondering...
How do I know this will help my funnel?
If your page isn’t converting and you don’t know why, this will help. I’ve spent 2 years building funnels, testing hooks, and seeing what gets ignored. I’ll rewrite your headline, clarify your offer, and point out the invisible stuff that turns buyers off.
What happens after I pay?
You’ll get a confirmation message and I’ll reach out within 24 hours with a short intake form. Then I get to work. You’ll get your full rewrite within 3–5 days.
Can I see examples of past work?
Sure. If you’re on the fence, shoot me an email — I’ll send you a real sample of a before/after copy fix.
What if I do not have a full funnel
No problem. We can help you complete it, or as much of it as you want help with.
What if I don’t have a full funnel — just a landing page?
Perfect. Most people I help only have one main page and an opt-in. You don’t need a fancy 3-step system — just words that work.
Do you offer refunds?
Because this is a service, refunds aren’t automatic. But if you’re genuinely unhappy and I can’t fix it with a revision, I’ll make it right. I want every client to feel like they got more than they paid for.
What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Amazon Pay, Afterpay, Affirm, Cash App Pay, and Klarna.
